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TIRED OF CLAPPING LIKE SEALS?

Welcome to the space that gives a sh*t.

She enters the room to adoring fans, phones lifted in the air to take pictures, capture her glamourous and exuberant entrance and her entourage cheer loudly. They want her to hear them, see them, recognise they exist (even just for a moment).  

And they DEFFO want a selfie with her to post on the socials...

Natch. 

You scroll past her posts ‘wow she has so many followers’ you gulp, her comments are filled with ‘you’re amazing!’ adoration and ‘women supporting women’ love hearts.

You’ve had some success with your business but maybe if you got near ‘Guru girl’ you'd finally succeed.

You join her ‘container’ (seriously, who named it that? Am I in Tupperware?) and you get a look into the inner circle. Only it’s one hell of a big circle and in fact there is the inner circle clique, inside the circle and then there's the rest (you are ‘the rest’)

You do learn something but there are parts that you feel don’t add up or don’t work in your life. Everyone else is still clapping like seals though and so you feel scared to go against the grain, scared to ask for adaptions or more explanation.

 In fact, you’ve been taught it’s not safe to ask after watching ‘inner clique’ tear down a ‘troll’ (person with a valid question) like a pack of hyenas and that person being cancelled into oblivion.

And even when you leave the Tupperwear mastermind you dare not say a word except in hushed whispers to ‘safe people’, (after trying to gauge whether they drank the Kool-aid before telling your tale.)

You might have gone through this cycle many times by the time you’re reading this and the ‘girl boss PTSD’ is real.

You are not the problem. 
You are not alone. 

We are you too!

We’ve spent nearly £100,000 learning what not to do

Charlotte and I have spent close to £100,000 on masterminds and courses over the years, each one teaching us something along the way. Some of our lessons were real business lessons but a huge chunk was who we don’t want to be and how we don’t want to work.

The hierarchy. The hero worship. The pedestal sh*t.

The world has changed and ‘guru girl’ and her clique are about to start clutching their pearls and losing their appeal.

Tony Robbins preached ‘I’m not your guru’ 10 years ago and yet we’re still creating crown-wearing icons out of people who are just slightly louder than the rest.

We believe you are brilliant.  

We believe we are on the same level. 

We believe that when you get women in a safe space, working together, you create real success for all.

We believe that you know what your business needs (largely) but you need support, a boost of confidence and that gentle nudge to give yourself permission on the days when it feels hard.

We believe that the Weird AF Business Mastermind is that space for you.

I'm ready to apply!

What makes this different?

Business can be lonely and while you’re tapping away in coffee shops, scrolling through Instagram at ‘guru girl and her gang’ you spin yourself out chasing the ‘next big thing’ until you’re burnt out and fed up.

The Be Weird Business mastermind will be there on those days.

  • We will be the reminder of your brilliance.
  • We will be the calm in the crazy storm that is entrepreneurship.
  • We won’t bullsh*t you with false promises of a 2 day working week, and being a millionaire by the end of the year but we will absolutely help you design your own way of working that suits your real reality (and we certainly believe if it excites you and you want it, you can become a millionaire working a two day week)

In the Be Weird Business Mastermind we will hold your hand through our 6 months together, working closely with you to get you seen and get you paid.

No hosts on a thrown, hiding in ‘guru girls’ shadow, none of this ‘you can’t approach the coach’ bollocks, it’s time for fun, getting your ‘spark’ back, in a space that helps you expand and truly succeed on your own terms.

Who is this for?

It’s for you if…

  • You’ve got an established business.
  • You’ve had some sales or some success.
  • You may have hit a brick wall, and things don’t seem to be working how they once were.
  • You may have burnt out chasing what everyone else is doing or that elusive algorithm 
  • You want to bring joy, energy and real connection back into your work
  • You want to create the true foundations to your business and to build longevity, (not just a flash in the pan viral moment).
  • You want to feel safe to be seen, to share, to be honest with people that want you to win too
  • You want to work with integrity and not sacrifice your core beliefs to fit someone else’s ideal
  • You want to make money whilst enjoying the journey

If that's you then this is what you’ve been looking for.

I'm ready to apply!

Been burnt by a ‘container’ before?

I know that you’ve been holding off masterminds for fear of tumbling back into a toxic inauthentic ‘incubator’ and I’m laughing as I write this out of my own ‘mean girl trauma’ experiences. 

We have been there too. We’ve tried to be the things ‘Boss babe, quantum leap, high priestess of hustle barbie’ with her MLM hat, manifestation matcha & high frequency Stanley cup told us we needed to be and THANKFULLY we have realised trying to be someone else is not the route to success.

You see ‘Guru girl, hustle Barbie’ preaches ease and yet she runs on anxiety. She has the glow of privilege (which she denies and sells as alignment hard work) and whilst she is sage smudging away any accountability to those, she works with, you are out here wanting support, real talk, understanding and people that have your back.

Why we get it…

From the moment Charlotte and I began working together on this we knew that we wanted you to feel that real support from us, to be able to say, ‘I don’t understand’ or ‘I’m finding this hard’, to give you a community of women that know that we are stronger together.

We knew that as two NEURODIVERGENT mothers (me, Holly being a single Mum) who have faced grief, long term ill health, burn out and family challenges we could bring less ignoring of those challenges and more empathy and helping find your own topsy turvy, divergent route to your business success.

We knew that although we’ve both had huge successes that we wanted to attract women that stand by our side, that are brilliant already that we lift up but that could equally elevate us in their arena.

We knew that we didn’t need anyone to stroke our ego’s, to be below us or to create a fan club that wants to be us not be themselves.

This is NOT a standard mastermind; this is the real f*cking deal.

We want business to be fun, understanding and STILL making us the money we need to create the life we want.

What we will work on together:

The W.E.I.R.D. Framework™

Words Energy Integrate Reach Design

Month 1

Unmask Your Weird

This is the grand kick-off where you’ll strip back all those ‘shoulds’ you’ve been carrying. We’ll dive into your stories, the real juicy bits of your journey that make you un-f*cking-forgettable. We will do some work on lettering go of the stuff you know longer want and letting in this new ear of you and your business. We will look at the reality of where you are and who you are currently working with.

Month 2

Bold Branding: Your Weird Aesthetic

Here we look at the brand visuals, the feel, the smell, the taste that all needs to scream ‘holy sh*t that must be (insert your name)’ in a way that feels fun and easy. We can cast an eye over what you’re doing right now and look at if it truly lets your audience see what you’re about and what you have to offer. As always, we will gently help you see where you are playing small and whispering your message (even if you’re an introvert, maybe then you whisper MORE and lean into your introverts attracting introverts ‘weird’)

Month 3

Say sh*t they remember- Front page, featured and famous.

We’ll help you craft your standout keynote and give you the tools to get on podcasts, TV, and whatever platforms light you up (and look at what makes sense to YOUR business). By leaning into your quirky, authentic stories and learning from my years in the entertainment industry and having learnt at 15 years old how to say the thing that become the headline. Even if you’ve had some press or stood on stages before, perhaps you’ve held back a little, or been unsure how to shape your message. We will help you lean in and say the stuff that sticks and sells.

Month 4

Be Weird & Wealthy- monetise your magic.

Let’s make sure you're not just visible but profitable. We’ll map out ways for you to monetise your uniqueness without burning out, so you feel like you’re building success on your own terms. We will look at the funnels and systems that will help you integrate this all under the surface so you can do what you do best. We will look at the confidence it takes to stand firm on pricing and any of those money blocks that stop you making it. Money may not be a huge driver for you, you may not give a sh*t about designer bags, but I’m pretty sure you want time, freedom and experiences that require your business to bring in the money for that.

Month 5

Design your life

We get stuck in business when we try to be like ‘them’ whoever ‘they’ are. This month we double down on doing things in your own way. We look at the systems you need to make that easier, the confidence to let go of trying to ‘do it all’ and the boundary setting we need to make. We calm our nervous systems, we create our ‘bump plan’ for our moments of difficulty and we prioritise rest and play.

Month 5

The Big Weird Finale

This is where you’ll step fully into the spotlight. We’ll celebrate your transformations, refine your final visibility plans, and get you confidently out there shining in all your weird glory. At the end of our 6 months, we will gather in person and look for those long-term connections that ripple way after our mastermind has finished.

And of course, throughout all we’ll weave in lots of safe space moments, plenty of humour, and reassurance so that you can be fully yourself. We’ll keep it fun, keep it real, and make sure you leave feeling like you can conquer the world in your own way.

We will have Visibility clinics where we drop in and share what everyone is working on, answer questions and tweak as we go, tonnes of confidence building nudges and activities and judgement of anyone will be firmly dumped at the door.

Sign me up!

Real Talk: What You’ll Actually Get

There will be no inner circle, inner, inner circle BS, in fact we will stand side by side rising together in our own weird way.

My (Holly’s) motto has always been ‘never leave a man (woman) behind’ and it drives all of my work.

This mastermind is for those with a fire in their belly who know they have more to give but, sh*t, it feels hard sometimes and the other spaces you’ve been in have you are hiding more and ‘playing’ at the success you could have, (because you’re too busy trying to look successful to the peanut gallery).

You don’t have to fake or pretend in our Be Weird space, and we’re ready to help you get to wherever you’re heading, with laughter and joy along the way (otherwise, jeez, what’s the point!?)

From Charlotte you get calm power, strategy with soul, and freedom-fuelled ambition.

With over 13 years behind the scenes of multi-million-pound launches and global campaigns, Charlotte knows how to turn ideas into income without burning out in the process.

She’s the founder of Revenue on Repeat®️, Funnel Architects, and the Certified Launch & Funnel Strategist Programme, helping business owners scale sustainably, simplify their marketing, and fall back in love with their work.

An introvert who can light up a stage, Charlotte blends marketing mastery with nervous system awareness and real-world empathy. After her own journey through anxiety and health challenges, she’s become known for her grounded approach - mixing creativity, strategy, and a touch of magic.

When she’s not mapping million-pound ecosystems, you’ll find her with her husband Andrew, their two kids, and cockapoo Flo - probably at a West End show, the football pitch, or planning their next Disney adventure.

She lives in her leopard print slippers, cries at musicals, swears by peppermint tea, and has zero time for cliques or industry BS she doesn’t need to be part of.

From Holly you get a natural extrovert who has over 30 years in both the entertainment industry and business. You get someone who has been getting ‘visible’ since the age of 11, when she began working as TV actress.

She’s been seen in magazines and newspapers across the world including Psychologies Magazine, Hello, OK, Closer, The Guardian, Mirror, Independent.

She has been seen in TV shows such as Waterloo Road, Byker Grove, Casualty, interviewed on Lorraine, Channel Five, ITV, Disney, Nickelodeon, MTV and is a regular at the BBC where producers call her their ‘motivator in chief’.

She is a best-selling author with The Happy Me Project and Find Your Confidence (Bloomsbury Publishing) both winning Health and Wellbeing Magazines Wellbeing books of 2022 and 2025.

She is an Intuitive Psychology Coach with expertise in confidence enjoys gently ‘love punching’ clients into getting their businesses seen with her brand of relatable and ‘tongue in cheek’ coaching

Holly Ted X Talk has been watched by half a million people, and she has been being her weirdest self, getting visible and being unapologetically herself for as long as she can remember.

She also happens to be a widowed mum of 2 who built her business around chemotherapy, brain surgeries, tiny babies, autoimmune disease, premmie babies, death, grieving, neurodivergent children and her own ADHD chaos.

She once fell flat on her face in front of the boyband Westlife on the set of Blue Peter, is cold all of the time, hates mushrooms and loves Greys Anatomy, crime documentaries and cheese boards.

Ready to join the space that actually gives a sh*t?

We can chat about this back and forth OR you can listen to your gut…

Join the Weird AF Mastermind

We double dare you.