TIRED OF CLAPPING LIKE SEALS & THROWING SPAGHETTI AT THE WALL?
Come and join the waitlist for the next cohort of theĀ Weird AF Business Mastermind.
AKA the safe space that gives aĀ sh*tĀ and gets you results.
Because your weird is your winning edge, and we're going to help you maximise it to be the ONLY choice for your clients....
For the ones whoāve always been too much.Ā
Too loud, too soft, too weird, too witchy, too wild to follow the rulesā¦
For the ones who have followed the 'advice' and who have felt like failures because their version of success doesn't match what it 'should'.
The Weird AF Mastermind is where you stop squeezing yourself into business blueprints that were never built for you, and finally scale in a way that feels powerful, profitable, and deeply like you.
This is for the misfits, multidimensionals, rebels, and quiet disruptor business owners who:
- Are done shapeshifting to be palatable in the online space
- Feel like imposters in their own business from following shitty generic advice
- Crave depth, freedom, and real connection, not surface-level strategy
- Know theyāre here to build more than just a brand,Ā this is legacy work
And what you gain?
A business that feels like a f*ck yes in your body and your bank account.
Structure without the straitjacket. Growth without the burnout.
You, unfiltered, unboxed, and unstoppable.
Because you werenāt made to fit in.
You were made to lead differently.
Enough of 'should's' - it's time for 'could's'!
Ok, tell me more!Weāve spent nearly Ā£150,000 learning what not to do.
We have spent close to Ā£150,000 (gulp) on masterminds, courses and digital plug-and-play products over the years, each one teaching us something along the way. Some of our lessons were valid business lessons but a huge chunk was advice that took our business farther from success, and closer to who we donāt want to be and how we donāt want to work.Ā Ā
And it was also a tough watch.
The hierarchy. The hero worship. The pedestal sh*t.Ā Not anymore.Ā
The world has changed and āguru girlā and her clique are about to start clutching their pearls and losing their appeal.
The business world NOW is built on RELATABILITY, ADAPTABILITY & TRUST.
Tony Robbins preached āIām not your guruā 10 years ago and yet weāre still creating crown-wearing icons out of people who are just slightly louder than the rest and who come with empty or outdated strategies.
That time is OVER.
RIP to the hero worshipping and a great big hello to focusing on YOU, YOUR business and YOUR weird that gives you a winning edge and more success than any guru will give you.
Who is this for?
Itās for you ifā¦
- Youāve got an established business.
- Youāve had some sales or some success.
- You may have hit a brick wall, and things donāt seem to be working how they once were.
- You may have burnt out chasing what everyone else is doing or that elusive algorithmĀ
- You want to bring joy, energy and real connection back into your work
- You want to create the true foundations to your business and to build longevity, (not just a flash in the pan viral moment).
- You want to feel safe to be seen, to share, to be honest with people that want you to win too
- You want to work with integrity and not sacrifice your core beliefs to fit someone elseās ideal
- You want to make money whilst enjoying the journey
If that's you then this is what youāve been looking for.
Get me on the waitlistBeen burnt by a ācontainerā before?
I know that youāve been holding off masterminds for fear of tumbling back into a toxic inauthentic āincubatorā and Iām laughing asĀ I write this out of my own āmean girl traumaā experiences.Ā
We have been there too.
Weāve tried to be the things āBoss babe, quantum leap, high priestess of hustle barbieā with her MLM hat, manifestation matcha & high frequency Stanley cup told us we needed to be and THANKFULLY we have realised trying to be someone else is not the route to success.
You see āGuru girl, hustle Barbieā preaches ease and yet she runs on anxiety. She has the glow of privilege (which she denies and sells as alignment hard work) and whilst she is sage smudging away any accountability to those she works with, you are out here wanting support, real talk, understanding and people that have your back.
BUT the WEIRD AF Business Mastermind is the antidote to this.Ā And will work for you as we are doing it YOUR way.
Yup, waitlist me up!
From Charlotte you get calm power, strategy with soul, and freedom-fuelled ambition.
With over 13 years behind the scenes of multi-million-pound launches and global campaigns, Charlotte knows how to turn ideas into income without burning out in the process.
Sheās the founder of Revenue on RepeatĀ®ļø, Funnel Architects, and the Certified Launch & Funnel Strategist Programme, helping business owners scale sustainably, simplify their marketing, and fall back in love with their work.
An introvert who can light up a stage, Charlotte blends marketing mastery with nervous system awareness and real-world empathy. After her own journey through anxiety and health challenges, sheās become known for her grounded approach - mixing creativity, strategy, and a touch of magic.
When sheās not mapping million-pound ecosystems, youāll find her with her husband Andrew, their two kids, and cockapoo Flo - probably at a West End show, the football pitch, or planning their next Disney adventure.
She lives in her leopard print slippers, cries at musicals, swears by peppermint tea, and has zero time for cliques or industry BS she doesnāt need to be part of.
From Holly you get a natural extrovert who has over 30 years in both the entertainment industry and business.
You get someone who has been getting āvisibleā since the age of 11, when she began working as TV actress.
Sheās been seen in magazines and newspapers across the world including Psychologies Magazine, Hello, OK, Closer, The Guardian, Mirror, Independent.
She has been seen in TV shows such as Waterloo Road, Byker Grove, Casualty, interviewed on Lorraine, Channel Five, ITV, Disney, Nickelodeon, MTV and is a regular at the BBC where producers call her their āmotivator in chiefā.
She is a best-selling author with The Happy Me Project and Find Your Confidence (Bloomsbury Publishing) both winning Health and Wellbeing Magazines Wellbeing books of 2022 and 2025.
She is an Intuitive Psychology Coach with expertise in confidence enjoys gently ālove punchingā clients into getting their businesses seen with her brand of relatable and ātongue in cheekā coaching
Holly Ted X Talk has been watched by half a million people, and she has been being her weirdest self, getting visible and being unapologetically herself for as long as she can remember.
She also happens to be a widowed mum of 2 who built her business around chemotherapy, brain surgeries, tiny babies, autoimmune disease, premmie babies, death, grieving, neurodivergent children and her own ADHD chaos.
She once fell flat on her face in front of the boyband Westlife on the set of Blue Peter, is cold all of the time, hates mushrooms and loves Greys Anatomy, crime documentaries and cheese boards.
Ready to join the space that will get your business RESULTS and that actually gives a sh*t?
Get on the waitlist and we'll let you know when doors open...
Join the waitlistWe double dare you.
